friendlyatheist: ot63: A liberal communist homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.“How old is this rock?”The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”.“Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi. Funniest thing i read today. -FA I lost it when the eagle showed up. Most I’ve laughed all week.

friendlyatheist:

ot63:

A liberal communist homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

“How old is this rock?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”.

“Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom.

Semper Fi.

Funniest thing i read today.

-FA

I lost it when the eagle showed up. Most I’ve laughed all week.

1 year ago | 11:58pm

friendlyatheist:

ot63:

A liberal communist homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

“How old is this rock?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”.

“Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom.

Semper Fi.

Funniest thing i read today.

-FA

I lost it when the eagle showed up. Most I’ve laughed all week.

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    LMFAO
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    I hope this was partly inspired by this fuck-witted commercial here, because that’s just inexcusable. I know it’s not...
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    So HARD right now. SSUMPER FUH.
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    True Story~
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    This is gold.
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    I cannot stop laughing